| Name: | Paul Bell |
| Nickame: | Bellboy |
| Age: | 36 |
| Height: | 5ft 7" |
| Weight: | 12 3/4 st |
| Position: | Play anywhere for da team |
| Occupation: | Baker |
| Player Most Like: | Andy Goram |
| Team Supported: | Rangers + Scotland |
| Favourite Player Of All Time: | Davie Cooper |
| Lookalike(s): | No wan as ugly as me |
| Ideal Woman: | Jennifer Anniston |
