| Name: | Darren Thomson |
| Nickame: | Dazza |
| Age: | 25 |
| Height: | 6ft 1" |
| Weight: | A bit up n down |
| Position: | Could be eneywhere |
| Occupation: | Diver |
| Player Most Like: | Vidic |
| Team Supported: | Celtic n Arsenal |
| Favourite Player Of All Time: | Larsson n Lungberg |
| Biggest Influence: | Geffers |
| Football Philosophy: | If in doot poot it oot! |
| Did You Know: | Foolish men give wife a grand piano...wise man give wife upfront orgen. |
| Pet Hates | Paul Henderson n Andwer Hunter (when i had a flat) |
| Lookalike(s): | My dad |
| Ideal Woman: | nose alot o physo! (leanna copland) |
| Interests: | drinking n squash, when beating Lenny |
| Goals Scored (2007) | 4 |
