| Bruce Johnson |
| Brucy Bonus (Unst one), Johnsy (Hostel one... well just Ross) |
| 17 |
| 5 ft 11" |
| 10 1/2 stone |
| Forward (Right, Left, Centre) |
| Student |
| Nicolas Anelka |
| Aberdeen + Man Utd |
| Ryan Giggs |
| Jimmy Laurenson |
| Quitters never win and winners never quit. |
| I have never lost any game of football against Yell! On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. |
| People that click their fingers, machines that are "Out of Order", being last in the queue for anything amongst many other things. |
| No one else is fortunate enough to look like me! |
| Cheryl Tweedy |
| Too many to mention |
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| 6 |
